August 2010
5 posts
July 2010
7 posts
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
16 posts
fmylife:
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glittler. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I’m in the sunlight. FML
October 2009
12 posts
Today, I was working at my job at a kid's...
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